You see, I come from a planet where there was little to eat, other than rabbit. But I was cursed at birth to have an extreme attraction to cute, furry, animals. When I was 2, I discovered what the actual creature looked like that I had been eating, and refused to ever eat it again. My parents were distraught. They finally gave in on trying to make me eat, and decided on the painful idea to send me to earth, hoping I would find something to eat there. My human mother was brainwashed to believe I was her baby, but she also had quite the trouble finding me something I would eat. It took her two weeks of my alien puke before it was suddenly christmas, and she made a christmas ham. I could smell how beautiful it was from the other room, and I quickly ate it whole. It took 5 whole hams and three ham steaks to quench my hunger for the first time, and now I am known as the girl who is really good at eating ham.